Meet Harry.
Harry is a four-month-old goat. He is, I suppose, fine. Apart from the fact that he seems to have two heads.
And so here I am, with a desperate plea to all you caring/rich* (*delete as applicable, either will do, rich is preferable) people out there: If you have any money, send it to Harry The Two-Headed Goat (care of...myself) and I will find a good home for it.
The money, that is. I'm sure the goat can look after itself. Two brains are better than one, apparently.
Boiled egg, Madam?
I can't believe it's not butter...
Yeah, you prat, of course it's butter.
But it looks kinda like an egg...
Wrong again. It looks like something made by Dali. Which it is.
BEHOLD, the Dali Egg
CRIMINAL
NICE to see you, to see you...
NICE
