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**Paxman... or was that Pacman?**

An ongoing debate has procured itself recently in the depths of my mind. Caused by a drunken tip-off, the possibility of Jeremy Paxman having a very...yellow alter-ego has become something of a small obsession.

Paxman

Looking (vaguely) normal, here is the fantastic chap himself, posing for a DJ listing for Radio 4 (which, I hasten to add, I NEVER listen to of my own free will.)

Pacman

And here... here is the Man of Pac himself.

O Pac-Man, glutton divine,
Thy roundness is exceeded only by thy yellowness.
Thou takest away the barriers in the maze of life,
Thou makest fruit appear before thee,
Thou turnest thy enemies blue.

Subliminal Cuts

And here, my friends, is footing never witnessed before anywhere but here.

A subliminal cut discovered during Paxman's Newsreading career.
The truth is out. The mystery has been solved.

PAXMAN = PACMAN