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A Myriad of Stuff.

WELCOME to a little more of The Shrubbery.
Lack of caution pages was deliberate, I like to shock people. So come on out and fight like a man. Especially if you're a woman.
Now, that could be fun.

CUCUMBER, a woman's best friend

A vegetable, long and green in colour. Savoury, most commonly used in salads. Common name for a trailing or climbing annual herb of the gourd family. Native to Asia, it is widely cultivated throughout the world and possesses a realm of (culinary) delights.

Monkeys Turn Me On

Hobbies include: "Watching Nature programs in which sexy monkeys swing naked from tree to tree through the steaming hot jungle."
Now, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to a VERY special monkey.
To those of you who can look me in the eyes and convince me that this monkey does not turn you on, HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THERAPY YOU PEOPLE NEED???

All Seeing Eye

Close the curtains.
Bolt the doors.
Put some clothes on, for goodness' sake...
This is the All Seeing Eye
And believe it or not, it is genuinely mine!