Moi, Moi Moi!
Miss Piggy has a wealth of admirers. One of them being the great Mr.Kermit the Frog himself.
"Oh, Miss Piggy. You look amazing today..."
Pig Pig Pig Pig Pig
Oink.
[this is where I would, theoretically, insert a number of interesting and impressive facts about Miss Piggy and the Muppet Show. But, to be quite honest, I've never watched it and know crap all about Miss Piggy.]
[waaaaaaaah. I just like her eyes. huh.]