Well, it would be rude not to introduce myself..Welcome to my lair. I'm Jules, I concoct and maintain the Shrubbery at (pretty erratic) intervals. I am a GIRL, or woman, depending on how well you know me, currently aged 20 but by the time I next update this website I'll probably be in my late 40s... at any rate I was born in BEDFORD on 12th March 86 at 6.45am.
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OooOoOooh yeah
I am thus PISCES in rising sign of PISCES with PISCES also in my Mercury and Jupiter. Pretty fishy.
Height has been calculated to be approximately 11 cans of STELLA stacked on top of one another, and I weigh the same as a medium-large newborn HIPPO. |
HaaaAaaAaaaalelujah!
I currently study GEOGRAPHY at NOTTINGHAM University, and I've just noticed that I've been putting the occasional word in CAPS for no apparent REASON, which is probably very annoying so I shall STOP now. |
Get down wi' that thing
I have no hair on the soles of my feet, but I do have hair on my head, I like to dye it rather more often than my mother thinks I should, but who ever listens to their mother eh.
Whoever you are, you're probably already bored of hearing about me so I shall leave you to peruse the realm of crap that I have managed to compile into this website, and I bid you a happy clicking. |
