Interested in College?

This is pretty ridiculous, isn't it?
Just wandering around my website, unable to find anything worth viewing.
Don't you feel stupid, being at my mercy?
I mean, I could show you an image of anything, including this wonderful picture of a Yak.
Go ahead, click here, and look at the Yak.

Now, don't you think that that's a ripoff?
Haha, stupid humans, you'll fall for anything!
Now flee, peasent, before the Flying Monkeys get you...