If you do were to pet a cat, what do you think would happen?
Most of you would respond "Nothing!", a few might say "catz sukc!",
or "I'm allergic to cats.". Though you may not know it,
if you were to respond "Nothing!", you would be totally wrong.
Now, how fair is that, to you, the gentle viewer?
Heh, Not very.
Don't worry, it gets better.
So don't cry, merely continue to read.
Now then, let me explain some things to you.
First, though, you must go here.
Therein contain all the answers necessary to answering this simple question:
What does the word Fish mean?
Yes, this is the question you must answer,
if you *really* want to know
what would happen, were you to pet a
CAT OF DOOM THAT BRINGS DEATH, FLEAS, AND PASTA!
