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According to medical experiments: If you can find the Man's Head within 3 seconds, your right brain is developed better than those of normal people. If you can find the Man's Head within 1 minute, your right brain is developed normally. If you can find the Man's Head within 1-3 minutes, your right brain is slow in reacting, you should eat more meat protein. If you find the Man's Head in 3 minutes or more, your right brain is a disaster... extremely slow in reacting, the only suggestion is to please watch cartoons to help your right brain develop normally. > ....................................................................................................................................................................... > The attached picture was devised as part of a stress test developed by > researchers at St. Mary's Hospital in London. It is the final picture of > > a series of stress determinators to gauge the amount of stress a patient > > has built up over a short time. > > Look at the attached picture of two dolphins jumping out of the water in > > tandem. > > The research has shown that the more differences you notice in the two > dolphins, the more stressed you are. This is attributed to the > concentration and recognition influences intensifying when stressed. > > The two are very similar, so if you can tell the difference without > looking hard, you should pack up work and go home immediately. > ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................ >Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in >waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht >the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a >total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae >the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a >wlohe. >........................................................................................................................................................................................................................... >How weird is this... >While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right >foot. >While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right >hand. >What direction is your foot going now? ................................................................................................................................................................... The Shortest Story A Sardarji happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery. Sardarji's turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji gave a story, which was just one sentence and read: "Oh god, my wife is going to deliver a child". Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether it contained all the four ingredients !! Sardarji replied affirmatively and gave his explanation as below: Oh god : religion My wife: sex Going to deliver a child: suspense (whether a girl or a boy) "Okay.... but where is the mystery ?" asked one of the organizers. The sardar replied : who is the father ?? The Sardarji was the obvious winner. ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................ > > > >Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow > >older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you > >don't use it, you will lose it," also applies to the brain, so..... > >Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. > >Take the following test and determine if you are losing it or are still > >"with it." > > > >OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin. > > > > > > > >1. What do you put in a toaster? > > > > > > > > > >Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do > >something else. > >Try not to hurt yourself. > > > >If you said, "bread," go to Question 2. > > > >2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the > >next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. > >It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more > >appropriate, such as Children's World." > > > >If you said "water," proceed to question 3 > > > >3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from > >blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is > >made from black bricks, what is a green house made from? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said, "green bricks," > >what the devil are you still doing reading these questions????? > > > >If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4. > > > > > >4. Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you > >recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and > >East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed.The > >pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, > >decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the third engine fails > >before he has time to attempt an emergency landing, and the plane crashes > >smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West > >Germany. > > > >Where would you bury the survivors? > >. . . in East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, > >you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane > >crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated > > > >If you said, "Don't bury the survivors," proceed to the next question. > > > > > >5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute how many > >degrees will the hour hand move in one hour? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Answer: One degree. If you said, "360 degrees" or anything other than "one > >degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are > >obviously out of your league. Turn in your pencil, and exit the room. > > > >Everyone else proceed to the final question. > > > > > >6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to > >Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, > >six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people > >get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get > >on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In > >Carmathen, > >six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. > > > >What was the name of the bus driver? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!! > > > >Now pass this along to all your "friends" and hope they do better then you > >did! ..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Here is that list of links I was talking about at lunch... no. 8 has the keepyuppy game. Enjoy. Phil 1. The helicopter game is the most addictive thing we've ever seen - desktop heroin which should carry a health warning http://www.seethru.co.uk/zine/south_coast/helicopter_game.htm 2. Ever wondered what the hell Dubya's on about? Write a speech for the boy Bush and hear him read it in his own unimitable style http://www.lemonbovril.co.uk/bushspeech/ 2. These musical kittens have been cropping up all over the shop lately. This is where they started (their Brummie version of 'Independent Woman' is miles better than the original one) http://www.rathergood.com/ 3. This one quite literally passes the time. Best avoided if you're feeling especially unwell http://surface.yugop.com/ver3/stuff/03/hand.swf 4. A less nauseating alternative to the above http://www.humanclock.com/clock.php 5. One for the boy racers. Build a track and race against a parrot. No, we don't know why either http://www.tv4.se/lattjo/kojan/bilbanan.asp 6. The hippest, not to mention silliest, way to waste time online, b3ta is stuffed to the gills with links to the most bizarre and amusing outposts of the web http://www.b3ta.com/ 7. The most comprehensive collection of amusing links on the web. Apart from this email, obviously http://www.viralbank.com 8. Some insanely addictive Flash games live here. Be warned - the keepyuppy one may require a spell in rehab http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games.shtml 9. A site by the hungover for the hungover http://www.hairytongue.com/ 10. Much imitated but never bettered, The Onion is the original source of surreal and satirical spoof news stories. http://www.theonion.com/ 11. The cutting edge of online gaming. Pure class http://www.shockwave.com/sw/games/ 12. Make these cartoon horses sing sweetly together. Really http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf 13. You know those clips of exploding kittens/babies/frogs that do the rounds? They're all here, along with some funny ones http://www.punchbaby.com/ 14. You need a couple of brain cells working for this but it's well worth it. Create your own robot/animal and watch it grapple with its environment. Strangely compulsive http://www.sodaplay.com/constructor/index.htm 15. The game of the ratings-busting TV show is every bit as addictive online - and you can win cash on it these days too http://www2.itv.com/millionaire/game/ 16. Family friendly games, cartoons, and nice, friendly, personalised e-cards. It's not all smut on the internet http://www.amused.com/ 17. A single educational emailed delivered to you daily - sign up to Word of the Day. Eg: katzenjammer (KAT-sen-jam-uhr), a noun meaning Hangover, Distress or Confusion. [From German, from Katzen (plural of Katze, cat) + Jammer (distress, wailing).] http://www.wordsmith.org/words/ 18. Choose from an array of one-dimensional caricatures, then lump them all together and see what sort of a racket they produce. It's like Popstars for your PC http://www.createbands.com/ 19. Feeling a little under the weather, are we? See how badly you've mashed your brain with this reflex tester http://www.reflexgame.com/ 20. Translate the web page of your choice into a range of comedy dialects. Great fun, even if the cockney option is more Dick Van Dyke than Patsy Palmer http://rinkworks.com/dialect/ 21. You might have seen it before, but it's well worth seeing again - crazy stick men kung fu fighting http://www.kungfo0.org/theweb/fight/xxiao03.swf 22. Nostalgia heaven for the over 25s. Download your favourite TV themes from the '70s and '80s, discuss the relative merits of Look-In and Tops, and generally trawl the rubbish dump of popular culture http://tv.cream.org/ 23. OK it's slightly old hat, but when did judging other people's aesthetic value become boring? http://www.hotornot.com/ 24. They're all low scorers here. You might think you look rough this morning, but just wait until you see this lot http://www.uglypeople.com/ 25. Police mugshots of your favourite law-breaking celebrities http://www.thesmokinggun.com/ 26. It's un-PC for your PC - your very own desktop sex slave http://www.sexybuddy.com/ 27. Beat the office prankster at his own sad little game with these sneaky downloads http://www.cnet.com/internet/0-3805-7-1575515.html?st.int.3805-7-1575513.txt .3805-7-1575515 28. Feeling like death? These webcams of cute furry animals will cheer you up. Or really piss you off http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/animals/webcams/ 29. A selection of the most bizarre items ever put up for auction http://www.disturbingauctions.com/ 30. A genius tool for the professional slacker, this disguises your screen so you'll never get caught surfing at work. Must be seen to be believed http://www.ghostzilla.com/ 31. Create your very own comic book superhero - hours of fun http://www.ugo.com/channels/freestyle/heroMachine/ 32. Celebrating the most loathsome hairstyle known to man http://www.mulletmadness.com/ 33. Yeah, it's Christmas but these aren't the sort of Easter eggs you're thinking of. These are the cool extra features hidden in everyday computer software and how to access them http://www.eeggs.com/ 34. You're God, you're having a bad day, and you have the power to strike people down with lightening. As the late, great Ron Pickering would say, away you go http://www.no-god.com/game/wrath.swf 35. This is some strange bloke's obsession with women and, well, dogs. You might say he's a sick puppy but it's not as grim as it sounds. Honest http://www.womenanddogsuk.co.uk/ 36. For anyone who ever watched Junior Kickstart http://www.dnainternet.fi/pelit/english/ 37. This 3D version on Pong will sort out your hangover, quite possibly by making you be violently sick http://www.liquid.se/pong.html 38. The lighter side of the news http://www.ananova.com/news/index.html?keywords=Quirkies&menu=news.quirkies 39. Select duration, bouquet, fart type, and density to create a unique gift for that someone special. God help us all http://www.createafart.com 40. Make your elder relatives feel old by telling them what was topping the hit parade on the day you were born http://www.thisdayinmusic.com/cont/choose.html 41. You can keep your fancy graphics and pentium processors, everyone knows computer games aren't as much fun as they used to be. Revist the classics of yesteryear here http://www.classicgaming.com/ 42. Find out more than you ever wanted to know about your neighbourhood (including how advertisers profile your postcode) here. George Orwell would turn in his grave. http://www.upmystreet.com 43. Acquire some gangsta chic without fear of arrest and send a mate some virtual crack. Aiiieee! http://www.virtualcrack.com 44. Create Crimewatch style photofit pictures of your friends and colleagues. Then post them on lampposts outside the office http://flashface.flashmaster.ru/ 45. Let Mr T add his inimitable style to any page on the web http://firefly.sparse.org/~mrt/ 46. Check up on your friends and family 24 hours a day http://www.ukwebcameras.co.uk/ 47. Everything you ever wanted to know about every film ever made (and quite a lot you never wanted to know too) http://imdb.com 48. 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