We are the knights who say... NI!

The Suburban Legend Video comming soon

to a theater near you!

Velcome to zhe page of Bryan Van Curryoski.

Alright this kid he's got tons a skill, just not skating but he's got the camera so we gotta keep him on.

Mean lil fellow, arn't you?

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That's right I'm the camera man. So what? So what? I've got, pockets full of kleenex and lint and holes, where everything important to me just seems to fall right down my leg.

AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC Tired of Being Isolated and Ignored, Continent Isn't Bloody Moving

Frylock: Meatwad and Carl have been spending alot of time together
Shake: And you want to stop this?
Shake: Rape! Oh Rape!
Frylock: Did you hear this lyric about boaring a hole to hell and realeseing demons to raise a health pill pyramid scheme?
Shake: I don't know. All that rap is, is just a bunch of clicks and wistles
Frylock: We should investigate this
Shake: Look, I should not have to walk so that a child may live
Shake: That's what it does
Frylock: GET UP!

Things to do:

~~Destroy Joolander~~

Create Team video

~~Take over world~~

I've watched these guys fall more times than I can count. I only have
2 tricks: shoot and edit. My main job is to keep these guys inline with sarcastic remarks. I did a three stair once. I also created the Jon project which is amazing. All who view this page should imediatly genuflect to me.

Profile of : Bryan Van Curryoski

Name : Bryan Curry

Age : 37.09

Occupation : Dictator of Curryland; formerly known as Poland.

Years skating : 9

Years pro : 8

Sponser : Squabbit Inc. Skateboards

Quote : Longer Harder Better..

Skate accesories. Because everyone cares what I skate with.

Deck : Habbitat-Kerry Getz Sea Survey(broken courtesy of Jon)

Grip Tape : Black Magic

Risers : Yeah cause it makes a difference. Lucky's(if they still exist under there)