The Story of Pan The Man

How did,my friend Gary become Pan The Man you ask? Well, when Gary was very young, his favorite movie was Peter Pan. He watched it all the time, now, watching it this much.... he decided "hey, I bet if I think happy thoughts enought.... I CAN FLY!" Gary decided to test his hypothese out by jumping down a rather large flight of stairs on to a hard cement basement floor. He cracked his skull opend.... and had to get an ungoddly amount of sticths