Nny Incarnate: How long do you plan on leaving you internet on?
Nny Incarnate: Well, AIM.
Shaikoten: As soon as... always?
Nny Incarnate: (nod)
Nny Incarnate: Lol.
Nny Incarnate: How much were you getting paid to work with youd ddad?
Nny Incarnate: dad*
Nny Incarnate: your*
Shaikoten: I got like... 80 bucks.
Shaikoten: He paid for lunch and stuff too. Woo.
Nny Incarnate: (nod)
Nny Incarnate: You worked all day?
Shaikoten: Pretty much. It was roofing, g'damnitt.
Nny Incarnate: Lol.
Nny Incarnate: I take it... you hate roofing.
Nny Incarnate: Yop Ben.
Nny Incarnate: Yo*
Shaikoten: Have you ever roofed?
Shaikoten: Yeah?
Nny Incarnate: Never.
Nny Incarnate: Is it that bad?
Shaikoten: Yeah...
Nny Incarnate: If you were to make a protein shake what would it consist of?
Shaikoten: Men.
Nny Incarnate: Come again...
Shaikoten: I would make a man shake.
Nny Incarnate: How... ???
Nny Incarnate: (listens intently)
Shaikoten: I'd first hire an old lady to come in and seduce them.
Nny Incarnate: That's disgusting.
Shaikoten: Well no, see this is the best part...
Nny Incarnate: Continue.
Shaikoten: She'd try to give them oral sex, but then in her evil ways she would gum the testicles off.
Nny Incarnate: (nods enlightened..._
Nny Incarnate: )*
Nny Incarnate: Then?
Shaikoten: Then once they are incapacitated by their loss of testicles, she would gum their entire body.
Shaikoten: Pretty soon, they would just be a puree of man. And she would be in a childrens pool, so that's where the puree would go into.
Nny Incarnate: Right.
Shaikoten: AND THEN, I would go to ocean state job lot, buy those little umbrella things for cocktails, and put them in the pool.
Nny Incarnate: LMAO..
Nny Incarnate: Lol..
Shaikoten: Not in any certain way, mind you, just toss them in bag and all.
Nny Incarnate: The minds of our youths today...
Nny Incarnate: Lol.
Shaikoten: Pfft.
Shaikoten: It's the... whatever I drank talking.
Nny Incarnate: Now, seriously what would you have in a protein shake?
Shaikoten: Nuts.
Shaikoten: They have a lot of protein.
Nny Incarnate: (nod)
Nny Incarnate: What about Peanut butter?
Shaikoten: Or men...?
Nny Incarnate: No No..
Nny Incarnate: No homosapiens.
Nny Incarnate: Of any kind.
Shaikoten: Protein shakes blow.
Shaikoten: Eat peanut butter raw.
Nny Incarnate: How so?
Shaikoten: Because shakes are faggy.
Nny Incarnate: Raw Peanut Butter...
Shaikoten: Yes.
Nny Incarnate: The Manly way to do it?
Shaikoten: Raw peanut butter.
Shaikoten: You know what I wish I had?
Nny Incarnate: (Grunts like a stone age man)
Nny Incarnate: Sup?
Shaikoten: A peanut butter monkey.
Shaikoten: You ever see one of those things?
Nny Incarnate: Nope.
Nny Incarnate: Explain.
Shaikoten: It's got... like... a jar of peanut butter strapped to its back.
Shaikoten: Not a normal one you buy at the store, mind you, like industrial summer camp size.
Nny Incarnate: (nod)
Shaikoten: So the monkey is trained to dislocate both of his arms then put them behind him and he grabs handfulls of peanut butter...
Nny Incarnate: (nod)
Nny Incarnate: And?
Shaikoten: Being in excruciating pain from the dislocation, he takes the peanut butter, and having a lack of control over his arms, smears it all over his face.
Nny Incarnate: LMAO!!
Shaikoten: It's no laughing matter!
Shaikoten: This is real stuff, and once you see one, you will know the meaning of life.
Shaikoten: Nothing brings a tear to my eye like a peanut butter monkey.
Nny Incarnate: Lol.
Nny Incarnate: I hope this is not serious???
Shaikoten: And why do you hope that?!
Nny Incarnate: (Opens a giant can of Skippy's Peanut Butter and begins eating)
Shaikoten: WHY in God's name would you NOT want to see a peanut butter monkey?
Nny Incarnate: Because the idea is stupid...
Shaikoten: No, really, think about this for a second.
Shaikoten: Life...
Shaikoten: It's like... you gotta struggle hard sometimes.
Nny Incarnate: (nod)
Shaikoten: And you need to sacrifice...
Shaikoten: But once that peanut butter hits your lips...
Shaikoten: It's SOOOO good.
Nny Incarnate: A monkey smearing peanut butter on his face... symbolizes that??
Shaikoten: If it doesn't to you... you must be real shallow.
Nny Incarnate: I pride myself on being deep.
Shaikoten: Well feel shamed now! Nothing is deeper than a peanut butter monkey.
Nny Incarnate: LMAO...
Shaikoten: Maybe a man shake...
Shaikoten: No, it isn't.
Nny Incarnate: LOL.
Nny Incarnate: What about testicle covered peanut butter?
Nny Incarnate: What should I drink with the peanut butter.
Nny Incarnate: Kind of getting cotton mouthed.
Nny Incarnate: Shai!!
Shaikoten: ...scotch.
Nny Incarnate: Lol.
Nny Incarnate: What were you doing?
Shaikoten: Showering... I sorta slipped in there -.-
Nny Incarnate: Lol
Nny Incarnate: BrB
Nny Incarnate signed off at 10:26:03.