Lonley Warrior: hi person
Shaikoten: Heya.
Lonley Warrior: whats up
Shaikoten: Same shit... different day...
Lonley Warrior: same shit as in?
Shaikoten: You know... just the... same... shit?
Lonley Warrior: o im not tommy im his girl friend
Shaikoten: Ah, alright.
Shaikoten: So you have no clue who I am then?
Lonley Warrior: absolutly none
Shaikoten: Right-o.
Lonley Warrior: a/s/l?
Lonley Warrior: name?
Lonley Warrior: please!
Shaikoten: Sure...
Shaikoten: 16/m/CT
Shaikoten: The infamous Benny B.
Lonley Warrior: thanks
Lonley Warrior: infamous?
Shaikoten: Yes.
Shaikoten: Very.
Lonley Warrior: alrighty
Shaikoten: How about you?
Lonley Warrior: 14/f/TN name is Carrie not famous; worth shit
Shaikoten: Well that's a good outlook on life.
Lonley Warrior: :-D
Shaikoten: So... sup?
Lonley Warrior: not much bored as fuck u
Shaikoten: Fuck me?!
Shaikoten: Oh wait...
Lonley Warrior: noooooo
Shaikoten: Muahaha.
Lonley Warrior: bored as fuck and u?
Lonley Warrior: hey watch it!
Shaikoten: Watch what? The text scrolling across my screen?
Lonley Warrior: no ur language :-P lol
Lonley Warrior: ur too young to be cussin! :-P
Shaikoten: ...and you're 14.
Lonley Warrior: hehehehehehe
Shaikoten: But I guess that's permissible in the south, no?
Lonley Warrior: :-D
Shaikoten: See, being a cosmopolitan yank, I need to be all proper, or I turn out like you say you are... not worth a shit.
Lonley Warrior: funny
Shaikoten: Isn't it though?
Lonley Warrior: not especially
Shaikoten: Awww...
Lonley Warrior: :-P
Shaikoten: Well then.
Lonley Warrior: :-D
Shaikoten: ...having fun?
Lonley Warrior: what kind of music do u listen to?
Shaikoten: Let's see...
Shaikoten: I dabble in a lot of different types of rock, though I was never fond of punk. Some death metal... and then 80's rock... and ambient...
Lonley Warrior: kool
Shaikoten: I also like some jazz, big band, and a smidgin of classical/opera on the side.
Lonley Warrior: sweet
Shaikoten: Actually... looking over my mp3s...
Shaikoten: I guess I have a lot of 80's and techno too.
Lonley Warrior: what kind of 80's? just the hits?
Shaikoten: Not really.
Lonley Warrior: ooooo
Lonley Warrior: ...my tummy hurts!
Shaikoten: ...good for you?
Lonley Warrior: not really
Shaikoten: Well, how harshly does it hurt? Like going to throw up?
Lonley Warrior: yes
Shaikoten: Then force yourself to. It will be much easier on you.
Lonley Warrior: yuck
Shaikoten: Trust me, you'll feel a lot better.
Lonley Warrior: ::bends over and tries to make herself throw up::
Shaikoten: Fingers down the throat.
Lonley Warrior: noooooooooooooo
Lonley Warrior: yuck
Shaikoten: Don't be shy... it's only you and the porceilan God.
Lonley Warrior: blah!
Lonley Warrior: ok i threw up but i feel worse now
Shaikoten: You need to drink a lot of fluids...
Lonley Warrior: i do!
Shaikoten: I'd suggest orange juice if you have any.
Shaikoten: I mean right after you vomit.
Shaikoten: But... brush your teeth first.
Lonley Warrior: i did
Lonley Warrior: i hate orange juice
Shaikoten: Well, drink something acidic I would say...
Shaikoten: Like milk won't help you much, I'd do some kind of fruit juice or alcohol.
Lonley Warrior: lemon water with no sugar?
Shaikoten: Yech. Ok...
Lonley Warrior: ewwwwwwwww alcohol!!
Shaikoten: What's so eeeewww?
Lonley Warrior: blah!
Shaikoten: I garuntee, you won't feel anything after a shot of pure grain.
Lonley Warrior: i am not drinking alcohol
Shaikoten: Well that's good.
Lonley Warrior: ima go get lemon water!!! brb!!!!!!
Shaikoten: Ok.
Lonley Warrior: ok back sowwie!!
Shaikoten: No problem.
Lonley Warrior: i dont think i threw up right...
Shaikoten: Hmmm.
Shaikoten: Not so sure of what to tell you then.
Lonley Warrior: there was blood in it...
Shaikoten: Hmmm. Well maybe you're dying?
Lonley Warrior: doubt it lol
Shaikoten: Well internal bleeding isn't always painful.
Shaikoten: Are you feeling weak and dizzy?
Lonley Warrior: tired and a little dizzy
Shaikoten: Could be from blood loss, but I doubt it.
Lonley Warrior: it was only a little blood
Shaikoten: *nod*
Lonley Warrior: :-( tummy hurts more then ever
Shaikoten: Well then... I'm fresh out of ideas.
Shaikoten: You have any?
Lonley Warrior: die!
Shaikoten: That certainly solves some problems.
Lonley Warrior: :-(
Shaikoten: Well, personal problems that is.
Lonley Warrior: yea
Shaikoten: Oh... I'm an idiot...
Shaikoten: Have an antacid.
Lonley Warrior: alergic to any stomach medicine
Shaikoten: Then...
Shaikoten: Copious amounts of sex?
Shaikoten: That always helps me...
Lonley Warrior: lol Tommy isnt here right now
Shaikoten: *nod*
Shaikoten: "Sex can wait! Masturbate!"
Lonley Warrior: lol
Lonley Warrior: i aint horny!
Shaikoten: Well then get horny... jeez.
Lonley Warrior: i cant just get horny
Shaikoten: What's wrong with women these days... not horny?!
Lonley Warrior: i need help :-[
Lonley Warrior: hey!
Shaikoten: LoL.
Lonley Warrior: meanie
Shaikoten: Hey, don't worry about it.
Lonley Warrior: i need to get horny!...
Shaikoten: Don't we all.
Lonley Warrior: lol
Shaikoten: If you need to get horny, porn is a good solution.
Lonley Warrior: yuck i dont watch porn and will not ever watch it
Shaikoten: In fact, I hear, that is it's number 1 use.
Shaikoten: LoL.
Lonley Warrior: its too fake for me
Lonley Warrior: no real emotion
Shaikoten: Ok. Well this one time I sat on a scanner...
Lonley Warrior: no thanks
Lonley Warrior: yuck
Shaikoten: Rofl.
Lonley Warrior: id rather puke again and eat it~
Lonley Warrior: !*
Shaikoten: Jeez. And you don't even know what I look like.
Lonley Warrior: i dont want to see some guys ass it probably has crusty shit on it
Shaikoten: It's a little hairy, but besides that, very well groomed.
Lonley Warrior: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww too much info
Lonley Warrior: gross
Lonley Warrior: brb gotta throw up again
Shaikoten: And what do you think I was saying that for?
Lonley Warrior: i do not want to hear about ur nasty ass
Lonley Warrior: yuck
Shaikoten: Rofl. Little nut action too actually.
Lonley Warrior: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwww
Shaikoten: Hey, I said don't worry about it.
Lonley Warrior: yuck
Shaikoten: It's just a part of the human body. Is it really so disgusting?
Lonley Warrior: yes!
Shaikoten: EWWWW! I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR BREASTS! THAT'S NASTY!
Lonley Warrior: i dont want u to either
Shaikoten: Are you saying that during sex you can't stand to look at your partner's genitals?
Lonley Warrior: i can and i do but im just saying for someone to walk up and look at them
Shaikoten: What's the difference, really? In the end you're still looking at a nutsack.
Lonley Warrior: the way u put it is gross
Shaikoten: Ok, so do you want me to refer to it as my round golden semen storers or something?
Lonley Warrior: ummmm scrotum is what its called
Shaikoten: Alright.
Shaikoten: So do you want to look at my scrotum?
Lonley Warrior: fuck no
Shaikoten: Not phrased right... eh?
Lonley Warrior: omg
Shaikoten: Would you like to gaze lovingly into the tiny creases of my glowing scrotum?
Lonley Warrior: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww www
Lonley Warrior: ima tell on u!
Shaikoten: Tell who on me?
Shaikoten: Your mommy?
Lonley Warrior: tommy!
Shaikoten: Rofl.
Lonley Warrior: be nice
Shaikoten: I am. I'm just dicking around.
Shaikoten: And besides...
Lonley Warrior: u dick around too much then
Shaikoten: I garuntee that got your mind away from a stomachache.
Lonley Warrior: up until now
Lonley Warrior: u reminded me
Lonley Warrior: owwwwwww
Shaikoten: See? It was working.
Shaikoten: But you asked for it to stop.
Shaikoten: If you had only looked at my testicles...
Lonley Warrior: eww
Shaikoten: I still don't see why it's so sick.
Lonley Warrior: to u maybe
Shaikoten: Maybe if I was deficating or something...
Shaikoten: THAT would be sick.
Lonley Warrior: ewwww
Shaikoten: So really... in what situation would you not mind looking at genitals...
Shaikoten: Just so I get this clear.
Shaikoten: Like they say, Knowledge is Power.
Lonley Warrior: sex
Shaikoten: And nothing else?
Lonley Warrior: yup
Shaikoten: Well, I guess that's reasonable enough...
Shaikoten: So in a situation out of sex you would ask whoever your partner might be to cover up at all times?
Lonley Warrior: yup
Shaikoten: Even if he had a really nice penis?
Lonley Warrior: yep
Shaikoten: Well what constitutes a nice penis to you, might I ask?
Lonley Warrior: no hair or warts and hard
Shaikoten: Oh you can go beyond that...
Lonley Warrior: nah
Shaikoten: Circumsized? Length? Thickness?
Shaikoten: Even curviture...
Lonley Warrior: lol
Lonley Warrior: no
Shaikoten: Well you're no fun.
Lonley Warrior: i know
Shaikoten: That's really just like using a man. If you can't stand the sight of a flacid penis, in essence, all you want him for is sex.
Lonley Warrior: no it isnt
Lonley Warrior: it also means i respect him for who he is more then what he looks like without his clothes
Shaikoten: You don't love enough to bare to look at him any way else?
Lonley Warrior: i just dont think its right
Shaikoten: What's not right about it? You're born that way.
Lonley Warrior: haha
Shaikoten: I just don't see your logic, sorry...
Lonley Warrior: nvm then
Shaikoten: Well, it's alright.
Lonley Warrior: im tired!!
Shaikoten: I'd suggest masturbation for that too, but you can't seem to get horny, now can you?
Lonley Warrior: nope
Lonley Warrior: i need help
Shaikoten: ...are you trying to hint at something?
Lonley Warrior: no
Shaikoten: Alright. *shrug*
Lonley Warrior: im with tommy and i dont cheat!
Shaikoten: *nod* Well good for you.
Lonley Warrior: :-P
Shaikoten: I'll tell you...
Lonley Warrior: ...
Shaikoten: More girls have cheated on people with me than I care to remember...
Shaikoten: A lot I don't know about too.
Lonley Warrior: well i dont cheat
Lonley Warrior: and wont
Lonley Warrior: i love tommy
Lonley Warrior: hes my babi boi
Shaikoten: Was I insinuating you would or you don't?
Lonley Warrior: i dont know
Lonley Warrior: ur confusing
Shaikoten: I don't know. You just talk about needing help to get horny and what kind of penises you like freely, then say you're faithful, that's confusing too.
Lonley Warrior: well ima shut up now
Shaikoten: Ok... if it floats your boat...
Lonley Warrior: i dont cheat
Shaikoten: Did I say you did?
Shaikoten: You're being very defensive...
Lonley Warrior: im just stating that i dont
Shaikoten: Alright.
Shaikoten: By the way. Feel any better?
Lonley Warrior: no
Shaikoten: Too bad.
Lonley Warrior: me tired
Shaikoten: Go to sleep?
Lonley Warrior: no
Lonley Warrior: he left me :-(
Shaikoten: What?
Lonley Warrior: Tommy left me to play bball :-(
Shaikoten: LoL. *shrug*
Lonley Warrior: not funny :'(
Shaikoten: Well then sleep if you want...
Lonley Warrior: nooooooooo
Shaikoten: God. This is why most women are so goddamn difficult.
Lonley Warrior: hey! u dont try to control us@!
Lonley Warrior: !!*
Shaikoten: What do you mean I don't try to control?
Lonley Warrior: ur not spose to
Shaikoten: I don't control women, or try to. They're just harder to deal with than men because they're so fucking dramatic.