firelightrave: want to see something fucked up?
Shaikoten: Aight
firelightrave: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/perplex/miscshite/Tree_Huggers.mpg
Shaikoten: Wow... I think I'm less of a man for watching that.
firelightrave: hahahahahahaha
Shaikoten: 'Scuse me while I go shoot myself. In the foot; I need to suffer for watching that to take my mind off a dildo going into a man's penis.
firelightrave: isn't that insane?! is that even possible?
Shaikoten: Apparently yes.
firelightrave: haha
firelightrave: isn't that a really small hole though?
firelightrave: for htat thing to go into?
firelightrave: it sounds like it feels good
firelightrave: like i mean he was moaning
Shaikoten: It looked like his head was cut in half.
Shaikoten: I don't... think it would feel good?
firelightrave: hahahahahahahahaha
Shaikoten: It must hurt like hell to have your eurethra stretched like that, let alone your head.
firelightrave: oh...so does that like excite you or anything?
Shaikoten: About as much as a woman having three fists elbow deep in her ass.
Shaikoten: Which I have seen, by the way.
firelightrave: my god!
Shaikoten: Yeah...
firelightrave: have you ever seen any dvda?
Shaikoten: Or about as much as http://www.tubgirl.com/
Shaikoten: Dvda?
firelightrave: double vaginal double anal
firelightrave: whats tubgirl?
Shaikoten: Heh, just go there.
Shaikoten: And yeah, I've seen that.
firelightrave: oh haha
firelightrave: i'm scared to go there! haha
Shaikoten: Just go for it, you won't die ;-)
firelightrave: if it has anything to do with her like eating shit or anything i will throw up!
Shaikoten: Ah, don't worry about that.
firelightrave: i...will...throw...up...i saw something one time with this woman eatign shit and i dry heaved up all this foam
Shaikoten: Oh, there's no shit eating anyways.
firelightrave: ok good haha i'll watch it then
firelightrave: ok i saw soemthing yellow and i'm afraid to look at the rest...
Shaikoten: Aww... c'mon...
firelightrave: hahahaha i'm so scared! hahaha
firelightrave: i need to take deep breaths and prepare myself for this
Shaikoten: Ok... close your eyes... and click the link. Then open them.
Shaikoten: It will be much better that way.
Shaikoten: Besides, remember, shit isn't yellow?
Shaikoten: At least not normal shit.
firelightrave: haha
firelightrave: ok here i go
firelightrave: MY GOF!
firelightrave: GOD
firelightrave: I'M GAGGING
firelightrave: I'M GAGGING
firelightrave: YOU BASTARD!
Shaikoten: Hey... she didn't eat shit?
firelightrave: what the hell was that?
firelightrave: was that real?
Shaikoten: Yeah... see in japan they can't show pictures of vaginas, but everything else is fair ground.
Shaikoten: Oh yeah, and heads of penisies.
firelightrave: gross! do people actually get off to this stuff?
firelightrave: i'm still gagging
Shaikoten: Apparently, yes.
Shaikoten: Don't worry, I couldn't look at it for more than a half a sec either. Pretty disgusting.
firelightrave: haha hey want to be gross porn buddies?!
Shaikoten: Sure. Although most of mine I get off Kazaa.
Shaikoten: Got a lot of horse porn.
firelightrave: now with animal porn do girls really have sex with animals?
Shaikoten: Yeah.
Shaikoten: Got a couple reels of girls getting done by horses.
firelightrave: i feel so bad for the animal
Shaikoten: No, the animals like it!
Shaikoten: Free orgasm!
firelightrave: haha! but still...woah, i don't think i will ever see anything more gross than what i have just seen thouh
Shaikoten: Nah... that's about as good as it gets. At least horse porn... SOMEONE can get off on it.
firelightrave: hahaha
firelightrave: i saw this porn once where a bunch of midgets jacked off on a pregnant asian woman
Shaikoten: One time I saw spanish porn where a lady got trapped in a circus and a midget clown raped her.
firelightrave: THATS SCARY! haha....so in your opinon what country does the most fucked up porn come from?
Shaikoten: Japan... because look what you've got... censorship laws produce monster hentai and shit porn. Tenticle monsters raping women... all animated...
firelightrave: whats monster hentai?
Shaikoten: LA Blue Girl, other animated porns... things where girls turn their clits into penises and impale themselves on Satan's 8 foot long, 1 foot wide member.
firelightrave: who would think this stuff up? haha
Shaikoten: Japanese people.