Gangsta Rap Section

I'm a rapper. A hardcore rapper. Bad Benny B.

King of Caucasia (My First Rap)
They just call me King of Caucasia,
I bust a cracka up, slice his face with a razor.
I used to be content with milking cows,
now I got fitty hoes an a badass house...
Brothas wanna mess, have a tractor race,
but I don't fuck around I just bust their face.
If you think you can step to me just gimmie a try,
their ain't nuffin in the world like apple pie.

I'm the king of caucasia, I'll say it again,
sippin down mah mix of juice and gin.
If you wanna get your pumpkins to win the fair,
you betta check the white boy with the afro hair.
No pimped out jewelry, no pimped out car
Just a cracka with a dream, that'll take him far
I know the ice on my wrists won't make you blind,
but I drop rhymes that straight out fuck with yo mind

I live down in Brooklyn, now thats fo sho,
but it ain't the little borough with the bitches and hoes:
It's Brooklyn CT that I call my home,
and when with the Romans be like in Rome.
If you wanna fit in with my posse be a hick.
Little gangsta thugs can suck a dick.
Brooklyn CT, bitch, represent,
Bad Benny B. Bustin' out like fitty cent.

Crawling (Up My Butt)
To the tune of the Linkin Park song.

Chorus:
Crawling up my butt
Your penis I can feel
After sex I fart
Shitting up your me-al!

There's something up my ass
It's stubby and it's floppy
Tiny, throbbing
This homo sodomy I fear is neverending
You can ream, I won't scream
I do chicks now and then
But I really like the men
(With my supplies of hot gay guys I feel like there's just too much penis to take)
I felt this way before...
I'M GAY FOR SURE!

Chorus

Discomfort from the anal beads stuck up in my ass
Reacting... contracting
Against my will I get impaled on your erection
How daunting... I can't seem...
To do chicks now and then
I really love the men
(With my supplies of hot gay guys I feel like there's just too much penis to take)
I've felt this way before... I'm gay for sure.

Chorus