Name: Ben Bradford
Short, retarded biography:
Unless it's for a lot of money.
Location: Brooklyn, CT
Email: Shaikoten@swirvemail.com
AIM SN: Shaikoten
Ben was born in Providence. The mafia robbed his family blind because they weren't Italian, so they moved out of Providence, into Hartford. Hartford was gay, and they moved to Brooklyn, because they had animals and shit. Brooklyn turned out to be pretty cool even though it was a hick town, so they stayed there. Ben went to school, saw some cool people, and is attending Woodstock Academy right now. No, he will not have sex with you.