Since Super Bowl I in 1967 when the Green Bay Packers
beat the Kansas City Chiefs, no one has ever cared who
won except for stupid southerners, and people labled rightfully
as "cheeseheads".
This year, the matchup is between the St. Louis Rams
and the New England Patriots, still no one cares who wins.
Its just a time for stupid, somewhat humorous commercials,
parties and drunk CEO's, oh and a presidential phone call.
I am betting ol' GW will be drunk when he calls. I will
be sitting at home laughing my ass off, while listening
to his slurred speech, not to mention his stupid accent.
God Bless America.
Reporter said to be killed.
Daniel Pearl, you know, the ignorant reporter that went
to Pakistan. Now there are reports that say he has been
killed. I'm willing to bet that he was asking his kidnappers
questions for his next story. Sometimes I wonder if these
"High Class" reporters have any sense at all.
Take a look at us, we sit back and report things that no
one cares about, in this case, a reporter. No one gives
a damn about the press, they're like lawyers, all they do
is lie. We lie on occassion, well, more often than most,
but when we want to be, we are deathly truthful, and only
looking after your best personal interest (actually, we
just want your money). Which leads me to my next point,
send all of your money to us, look us up, and if you cant
find us, well, then we're screwed. Have a terrible day you
fucking assholes.
The New, Improved Journal
The masters of pissing everyone but the family dog off
is back for another season, with a brand new scheme, and
a little bit of competition. So you wanna be an Offensive
Writer, well bring it you insignificant little California
Pukes, get a life, get some humor, and for god's sake, get
a tic-tac.
