It's A Bumper Sticker Life... - good bumper stickers
"You can't spell 'crap' without 'rap'!"
Quotes:
simba2cat: is this chris mccarthy?
skankinmonkey22: no
skankinmonkey22: why would you think it is?
simba2cat: rory said it was
Blink 182 Live Quotes:
"This next song is about a girl that you really like..
She's beautiful, she's smart, she's funny, she's smart, shes funny...
And one day she comes to your house and shes says... hey,
And you say, what?
She says, oh nothing.
But then the girl reaches into your chest rips out your heart throws it on the floor, crushes it, then takes a shit on it. This is the song I would right if this ever happend to me, but it hasn't..."-Tom, before playing "What Went Wrong"
"On the night of a full moon Tom's mom grows hair on her back and searches the entire world for every male penis"-Mark
George Carlin:
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"The existence of a flamethrower tells you that someone, somewhere, said I'd like to light that person on fire but I'm too far away..." (rough quote)
"Now, I know things you don't see... You never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed!" (rough quote)
