Latest: Half-day mayhem
"Hey, when you walk into this class,
doesn't it smell like you wanna die?"
-classmate regarding Miss Garber's health class.
"Right after this class, I totally feel like
I've just been brain-raped."
-Greg on Mr. Lam
"I like Valentina's outfits, it appeals to
my inner parasite that just wants to dig into
her folds of flesh."
-Anon
"Mr. Kavanaugh is living proof that
drugs are bad."
-Same Anon
"Now let's see...first question...tell me,
what do Asians do in the morning?
Anyone? Anyone?"
-Ms. Garber
"Why do the students at Stuy hate Seward Park?
I mean, it's not like they're Iraqis- they're
all Americans over there."
-Mr. Lam being a dumb ass
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