TJ McNUGGET INC.
"Party Midgets will one day replace clowns at small childrens birthday parties" - A Very Judgemental party Midget Critic
TJ McNUGGET INC.
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Party Midgets are....
Easy
Fast
Fun
Affordable
Energetic
Flexible
Enjoyable for the family and freinds
Party Midgets can....
Juggle
Entertain
Breakdance to various types of music...including: Reggae, Rap, Country, Techno Gospel, Christian Rap, Hardcore oldies, and Alternative Jazz
Down a 40 oz.in 3.8 seconds flat
Chug a sixer in 6.13 seconds flat
Guzzle a keg in 60 seconds (or its free)
Glaze bananas with ease
Punch fat kids
Renting a party midget for your sons 9th birthday - $8.36 an hour Supplying your party midget with beer - $672.34 Cleaning up after the party midget - 7 hours The look on your childs face when the party midget drop his pants and undies and chases the family Pet -Priceless
Party Midget News
July 10th 2000 We finally updated the site after a few months, we added some more FAQ's, New Party Midgets, and 2 new sections!
Our Finest
Hoyht, one of the best* Horjunkle, The Fish Rapper* Jeremiah, The Amish Party Midget* Cj, The One Who Eats
Steve Billson, Mariah Careys Idol
Robert, Host of FOX's "When Insects Attack Teenage Alcaholics"
Shorty, He's Got Ears"
Party Midget Info.Party Midget Training
Links
Check our our newest section! Click on the banner to view "Horjunkles Fly Fish Raps"! It's Great Horjunkle has recorded some of his freestyles for fans to enjoy.
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