Requirements:

Sense of humor | Good Health | Having no relation to a mental asylum worker or a psychologist

Expansion on the requirements above:

1. Sense of humor - We don't mean people who laugh at knock knock jokes every once in a while, and we definitely don't mean anyone with a British sense of humor. (Love ya, momma) This sense of humor has to be special. It has to bare all our weirdness and our insanity. So, if you find stupid things or basically EVERYTHING funny this is the right place for you because we're not smart enough to think up intelligent jokes for family entertainment.
2. Good Health - A healthy heart, mainly. Wouldn't want you to get a heartattack while reading the content on this site, and sueing us for the hospital expenses. Then one day in the future, when you spend all the money you squeezed out of us on expensive, crappy gifts for yourself that ended up breaking, *YEAH, that's right, BREAKING DUMBASS!* you decided to sue us for mental anguish and get some more cash! Oh no, no...I don't think anyone of us has the money to just give away to random people. Also, having high blood pressure isn't a good thing to have either. It might shoot up and cause some health complications and yadda, yadda, yadda the above repeats. All big no no's. Now, if you're healthy as a horse *not one on acid*, feel free to continue.
3. Must I explain the last one? Don't you dare call the funny farm on us. We will deny everything...EVERYTHING. By morning, there will be no trace of this site anywhere. Beware stranger, BEWARE! You will not live a normal, safe life if you report us to anyone. You'll have little green men following you around...and that's all I can say without having to kill you. *X-Files music plays*
Now, when all is said and done. Welcome.