One day I found a bum sleeping in the loft of my barn. I tried to stab him with my pitchfork, but with horrifying hobo strength he threw me from my own loft!
Starting to see a pattern here? Don`t mess with a sleeping bum! The only thing more dangerous than that is messing with a wide awake bum! But if you feel the urge to do that, please take pictures and send them to me.
