Here we have Ben. This is one crazy hobo, he`s been known to molest elephants and sleep in baby cribs. From the looks of things he`s been eating stray dogs again, the selfish tub. Yer supposed to share the food when you find it, but not ol` Ben, whenever he finds a dog he scoffs him before the rest of us can even get a wiff.
Ah, here we have an unusually drunk hobo by the name of James. His favorite letters are ABC, if ya know what I mean...If you ever see him, give him a few seconds to focus, or he might think you`re a cat and try and eat you.
