How To Ride A Hobo

For those of you who are not educated in the art of riding hobos, I have written up a guide on the subject for your enlightenment.

Step One

The first step in riding a hobo is to locate one, after you have found yourself a nice grungy hobo, you can proceed to the next step

Step Two

After Finding a hobo, proceed to pounce on him, landing on his back, facing his bottom

Step Three

Bounce up and down on the hobo while violently spanking his tooshie