MEGAN: Celtic/Gaelic...It means both PEARL, STRONG, and I've seen it listed as WISE. No one else's names quite cover the bases like that. And if you think yours does, you're wrong.
Don't come in here thinking you're okay if your name is spelled "Meghan", "Meaghan", or especially "MEGYN". I mean, what the hell IS that?!?! People who throw unnecessary y's into a perfectly decent name get absolutely no respect from me, nor should they get it from anyone else.
Based on my careful and nonbiased research, I've discovered that people named Megan are just the coolest people around. Megans are smart, funny, fun-lovin' gals and anyone who doesn't like a Megan is a donkey-blowing fool.
Take Cake, from the BHG Hatebook. Her name's Megan and damn, she rocks. She's smart, sassy, witty, fun, and has a good comeback to everything. As a further example, there's faboo Megan I know of: Megan Mullally, of who plays Karen on 'Will and Grace.' She's a wonderful television actress, and she plays the part of a drunken druggie so well that she cracks me up every time.
Then there's the Megyn that I know: a stuck up little drama club priss who thinks she's superior to everyone in the entire world, is one of those fag hag types, and who really should just die. Fancy that. It's gotta be in the spelling.
Granted, there are always screw-ups...It pains me to admit it, but there are those that disgrace the wondrous name Megan. Sadly, there's nothing to be done with these hapless folk except to dispose of them in a timely fashion. Oh well, they deserve it for being sucks. More room for the rest of US then. Hep.
In closing, Megan's dominate, and if you're not one...awwwwwww...
to go home!
