Matt Kaplan I AM A SEX DICTIONARY
Mrs. Kaplan ANYONE WANT ICE?
Adam Kaplan GO TO YOUR SAFE HAVEN
Doug Frankel HUGS ARE FREE, DRUGS AREN'T. GIVE ME A HUG!
Josh Pasch HE HAS TIVO..DO YOU THINK WE CAN WATCH PORN IN SLOW MOTION?
Eric Simon I COULDN'T SEE HER..IT WAS DARK
Ryan Krant MY DAD RULES THE WORLD
Mr. Hirschhorn IF SHE'S A 34D, I'LL KISS MY WIFE'S ASS IN THE WINDOW AT MACY'S!
Ms. Moses I THINK MY SON WILL LOOK LOVELY IN A MINI SKIRT
Adam Hirschhorn OYE, THAT'S A REAL PICKLE! A KLAUSEN'S KOSHER PICKLE..OF COURSE
Matt Cohen I HAVE CHINESE DELIVERY FOR BIG, FAT KID
Adam Postel BERK CONGRATULATED US ON A GREAT JOB, AND I WAS LIKE, YA MAN, YOU REALLY GAVE US A SCARE THIS YEAR- AND HE'S LIKE...FOR REAL? AND IAN GOES...YEAH! I WET MY PANTS TWO TIMES!!
Brian Lejfer DAMMNNNNN GINA!
Todd Burach WHO THE HELL IS GINA?
Steve Conlon MY GOAL WAS TO WRITE MS, BUT WE'RE DYSLEXIC!
Zach King BROTHERNIGHT OVERHOOD
Cory Singer PUT IT IN HER BUTT...
Matt Cohen THE WORST THING ABOUT BEING A TEENAGER IS WAITING TO TURN 18 AND NOT BE A TEENAGER ANYMORE
Steve Bialick I WOULD HAVE TO GET SOME SORT OF SMALL VEHICLE...I GOTTA SEE OVER THE STEERING WHEEL
Alan Berger IF I WON THE LOTTERY, I'D BE THE NEXT HUGH HEFNER!
Cory Singer NO MATTER HOW OLD THOSE OLSEN TWINS WERE, I WOULD PUT IT IN THEIR BUTTS
Dave Stone I AM THE LOWERCASE ST 4-3
Adam Hirschhorn I AM ADAM HIRSCHHORN, THE RANDOM ADVISOR AND FRESHMAN AT MANALAPAN HIGH SCHOOL
Lonny Friedman GUYS, I HAVE THE MAJOR MUNCHIES RIGHT NOW!
Eric Simon CAN I HAVE A CHICKEN QUESADILLA, WITHOUT CHICKEN?
Cory Singer YO, BERGER, YOU SHOULD ASK THOSE GIRLS TO PROM...
Alan Berger in response to above quote from Cory Singer THAT'S MY SISTER!
*Notes:
IAN'S FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM- CHINESE NATIONAL PING PONG TEAM
