The Ape

Welcome to The Ape, my own little celebration of evolution at its worst. The following is a list of a few of you that I think might not have made it all the way to human. Take a look, see if you've made my list yet, and if you haven't, laugh with me at the people who have. Here is to the animal in all of us!

Note: Some liberties have been taken with species, intelligence level, and other minor details of the subjects examined in these pages. Chalk it up to artistic vision, and keep in mind that this is all in good fun.

Current Creatures Under Examination

Charity (UPDATED)
Justine
BoBo
Anna
Ottinger
Mr. Horny
The Russian Twins
Lauren (UPDATED)
Jack
Jan (REVISED)
Louisa