St. Patrick's Day Link
St. Patrick's day just plain pisses me off. How stereotypical can you be on such a day. Magically, by the time St. Patrick's day comes around everyone becomes Irish! As you know I work at a super market (god help me) and as I was dry moping the store I came across the Bakery which was saturated with green cupcakes, green pies, green wallpaper, and green tea. Also they were selling these little cardboard stand-ups of little Leprochauns (probably mispelled). I did not want to read the signs because I knew what it would say. So I went along dry mopping the store, until I finally came up to a customer walking around stupidly in the beer section. He had a hat..... the hat said..... "I am Irish, hear me roar." So my anger brought me to a new point of depression. Why dont' they have a St. Italians day or something why must the Irish be recognized, who are they to discrimate me? I am italian, you don't see me wearing black coats, and enjoying a good old time of organized crime. I don't have a "godfather." Ugh. So this link is dedicated to all those irish sayings that make us all laugh and giggle. This link is for all the Irish stereotypes, behold....