Fart Hart is the action loving story of a man named Galiaus who lives in Ireland..... after a long long day of eating pre fried beens and hash browns he decides to draft himself into the scottish and irish war. During the war he meets interesting people and sexy women....... which leave him alone after his father who is a ghost reminds him of his undeniable fate and love of blowing a BWO (Big wet one). At the end of the story he finally decides to go sit on the crapper where there the battle of YumoKamaMichoNokieTama comes in and the world is wiped out except for a single portapotty which blows up by global warming.