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Hello fucktards, it is me, Jebus again, come to impart some of my wisdom into your tiny minds. I am now taking a question and answer section, email your questions and i shall try to enlighten you, if you happen to be brain dead however this won't work and you'll probably just dribble at me.

Soon I shall expand this tiny little page into a huge Kayleigh Empire. To enter my empire, you must however strip naked and let me inspect you for STD's. I feel this is necessary as last time I started an empire, loads of fuckwits moved in and started having sex with gorillas, these gorillas caught AIDs from those people and died, reducing horrifically the ape population of the world. The gorillas also got a bit pissy and started smashing things up, but I can't inspect that sort of thing obviously.

~Coming Soon~
* Big Brother 1 + 2, with an extended never seen before section about Hannah and a vibrator.
* Kayleigh's Bible, an introduction to my new and revolutionary religion. * Year 10 and the overnight school sex marathon, a bit rude and offensive, but hell, someones gotta write it!
* Some pictures of ellaine and hannah and other assorted oddities.
* And much much more, i'm warning you!!!

STATEMENTS I AGREE WITH:
1: chocolate makes the world go round
2: spray on butter tastes like cack
3: Neal isn't spelt Neal it is spelt Neil
4: Farscape is crap!
5: Lizzie is a freak
6: I am an evil child genius
7: The world really is not enough!

Apparently these are all real place names:
Yeah, I live in-
1. Shafter (California, USA)
2. Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
3. Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
4. Bastard (Norway)
5. Twatt (Orkney, UK)
6. Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
7. Muff (Northen Ireland)
8. Wankie (Zimbabwe)
9. Climax (Colorado, USA)
10. Nobbler (Donegal, Ireland)
11. Lickey End (West Midlands,UK)
12. Fuckum (Yemen)
13. Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
14. Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
15. Turdo (Romania)
16. Dongo (Democratic Republic of Congo)
17. Seymen (Turkey)
18. Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
19. Intercourse (Pennsylvia, USA)
20. Brown Willy (Cornwall, UK)
21. Wanks River (Nicaragua)
22. Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
23. Fuku (Shensi, China)
24. Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
25. Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
26. Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
27. Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
28. Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
29. Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)
30. Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
31. Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)
32. Tittybong (Australia)
33. Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
34. Dikshit (India)
35. Wankener (India)
36. Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
37. Bitche (France)


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