PartyHat Fetus

Knowlege About PartyHat Fetus

• We are the World's Greatest Experimental Band (and are all shiny robots).
• We like to dance, and damn it, dance we do!
• We reside from the ceiling, although tempting us with tasty chops can bring us down. Mmmmm...chopsss.
• We am not cute.
• We do not play instruments, for they hinder our creative musical genius.
• Our official mascot, Coco the Fetus, can be hired for children's parties and funerals.
• We like cookies and punch!

Some Other Crap For You To Gape At

My Robot Self
My Squishy Doggie
Scott Weilandy Goodness
Randomness Is Good For Yous

Do not be frightened by the little fetuses. They mean you no harm; in fact, they wish to bring you cookies and punch! Yummmmm

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Yes, don't masturbate, go out and have real sex so you too can have cookies and punch.(Unless you are a loser who can't get laid, then by all means touch yourself, but it'll only make you sleepy.)

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