"Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted…One moment Would you capture it or just let it slip?"
>>>Wow, thats a tough question dipshit, I'm sure you were up all night thinking up that one. Oh yeah, we all know how tempting it is to give on everything. Whoever thought this was clever should have their genitals removed.
"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti..."
>>> Alright, let me get this straight. This song is about a rapper, yet he's wearing a sweater? Bullshit! we all know they have the pimp gear smartass. Furthermore, WHY is their vomit all over him and WHY did you just randomly say mom's spaghetti? You senseless bastard!!
"He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs,"
>>>Rappers stand around on stage and bitch and moan about their horrible livs, there is NOWHERE that says anything about dropping bombs. Whoever wrote this obviously ran out of lyrics (and for thse of you who don't know, he doesn't bother writing his own music).
"but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud"
>>> Oh, you say they "go so loud?" You dont "go" loud you fucking dumbass.
"He opens his mouth, but the words won’t come out He’s chokin, how everybody’s jokin now"
>>>Everybody's jokin? Sounds like an excuse for a rhyme if you ask me. I can't belive people think this is a good song.
"The clock’s run out, time’s up over, bloah! Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked"
>>> Hmmm, "there goes rabbit." Thats funny, I didnt read anything about a rabbit so far. Just something they threw in to make it look like they spent more than 5 minutes on this song if you ask me.
"He’s so mad, but he won’t give up that easy Is he? No He won’t have it , he knows his whole back city’s ropes"
>>>Could you get any more irrelevant with that last sentance? This is so stupid its amazing how people fall for this bullshit.
"It don’t matter, he’s dope He knows that, but he’s broke He’s so stacked that he knows When he goes back to his mobile home, that’s when it’s Back to the lab again yo"
>>> Yeah... you lost me again.
"...This whole rap shit He better go capture this moment and hope it don’t pass him"
>>>Aha! You admit it! You stupid bastard! There you have it folks, straight from the horses mouth. Not only does he say rap is shit, but he says THIS rap shit. He has admited to getting this song right out of a dogs ass. Well, my work is done kids, and remember: the next time you hear an eminem song, listen to the words and you'll see what I mean when I say your music is bullshit. This only further proves my hypothisis that you human filth only listen to music your friends like. You know what I'm talking about, dickhole.
In addition: I would like to update this song to further prove why the lyricks SUCK ASS. I quote from the song: "you gotta be like a snail and formulate a plot or end up in jail and shot!" WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?! Snails... formulating plots? Is this one of those side effects from crack? And what about getting shot in jail... YOU CAN'T GET SHOT IN JAIL DUMBASS! Who's going to shoot you? Huh? Great, now I'm pissed off again.