Tony hawk: poseur factory.

Here I will explain my hatred for Tony Hawk games. If you disagree with this, screw you. Anyway, the history of Tony Hawk games is a long and painful one. Thats why I'm going skip over it. Ok, if this world never spawned Tony hawk, then I would never walk outside and see the stupid little punks riding around on their skateboards all thinking they're Tony Hawk. The first game wasn't so bad at first, but let me stress one part: AT FIRST. I STILL see 12 year old kids using terms like "gnarly". It makes me sick. I started to skate, but after this happened, I pretty much threw away my board. I am NOT going be near these spoiled assholes who think they can "land" anything. They run around my neighborhood and probably everywhere else in the city spreading their stupidity. I fell like strangling one. Above all this, they go vote for this game to be in the top 10 lists everywhere (which got me started on this) and the game isn't even that good. Therefore I give Tony Hawk games in gereral an overall rating of: 1 / 10 Please send hate mail about how much you hate me now.

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