Hippies, bums and slaves, oh my!
Man, if there is one thing I need less of, it's annoying people. If there are two things I need less of, they would be annoying people and useless garbage. Just to make my life harder, unemployed assholes (or employed people with really annoying jobs)invented an all new trend of stupid. They must have been thinking "hey, I've got an idea! lets ruin peoples' lives by telling them about what makes our life harder and/or sell them useless garbage!". While Walking down broadway today I was stopped by 2 people who tried selling me trash. One of them tried to get personal with me and then sprayed cheap colone all over me. After stealing this little sample, I told him I had no money (which they treat as unbeliveable even though thats all they hear all day). Then just to annoy him I dropped a bunch of change behind me while walking away to tell him I don't give a crap how much it is. Then I ran into another buisness slave who stopped me just to tell me he was selling a buch of junk for more than it was worth. No really, what I heard was "Hey you! I'm selling a whole ton of closet crap inside my store which you can find in a dumpster, but I'll see it to YOU for half price off my outrageoulsy higher price!". No really, true story. Just as I was about to turn off of broadway, I was stopped one MORE to learn our bums have no money from some hippies. No shit assholes, if anybody cared about our diseased streets then maybe you'll have more than pennys in that jar. I'm never walking down that street again.
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