Sleeping Is overated

Every day when I get up, I smack myself for sleeping at all. Sleeping is the biggest waste of time, yet you damn kids seem to do it all day, and wasting about 1/2 of your lifetime. That usally isn't a bad thing when it comes down to you guys though. I'm amazed when I get on my computer at 12:00 o clock (well, thats rare becuase of my fucking job) and I see nobody has woken up yet. It makes me sick. How are you contributing to our horrible little society? You worthless pieces of garbage can't even make up for the air you suck in everyday. While hard working people are dragging your ass around you're not even concious.

Therefore, it is up to me to solve this problem... as always. For every single hour you spend dreaming about what stupidity your sub-concious mind can come up with, I will complete one of your life long dreams. The same minute you wake up is the same minute you will become the most regretful person on earth. Maybe that'll teach you to keep electricity running through your brain for you to haul your own weight around. Oh, and all you people who spend 18 hours a day sleeping, you know who you are.

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