1. After every sentence use one of the following words out of context: yo, word, or son.
2. Your only terms of excitment are "That's OD" and "That's beastin"
3. You are now too good for the tenses of the english language. Replace "are" with "be" and replace "am" with "is".
4. Replace "that" with "dat"
5. Any words ending in -er now end in -a. This was used above in the word ganster, as you can see.
6. Any words ending with -ing now end in -in'.
7. Commonly use meaningless terms such as "what up" or "chill".
8. Never talk below the volume of a screeching alarm clock. Yell at the top of your lungs at all times in as annoying of a voice as possible, because remember, you want to show off your new uneducated self!
9. Adjectives are so overrated! Your only adjectives are 'mad' or 'grimy'. Remember to use these as randomly as possible!
10. We're almost there! Constantly pepper your talk with excitment with these following words: Homo, nigga, rapa, mama, fitty cent, whateva, thug, aight, foo and anything I forgot.
Congrats! You've learned the ropes! To get you started, however(howeva), I'll show you an example string of sentences that scream "look at me! I'm a mother fucking idiot!":
Yo, what up son! I be mad gangsta, thug! I be beastin' dis hizzouse wiff my rapa skillz, G! Word to yo mama! I be down wit fitty cent, homo! Check dis motha fuckin' slang I be usin'! Yous gotz no idea what I be talkin' about! FOO!
Note: When typing slang, use every shortcut AND longcut available to you just to add the icing on the stupidity cake. Peace out!