Rootbeer. The number one beverage ever to exist on this planet. It's mans best friend right before murder. Every Firday night I sit back, drink rootbeer and make fun of people. Over the internet of course, why else do we need it? Rootbeer will complete your DNA strand, it will charge you up into a superhuman. However, if you watch MTV, it just won't work for you. Man, I hate MTV. Moving on... wait... there isn't much left to say. Well my final word is this: if you're not an idiot, then love rootbeer for it will love you. A bottle of rootbeer is god himself. Hail Hitler.

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