Maybe the reason Ron is the coolest cat in town is becuase he lives in a particularly boring town, but what the hell, I'm out of ideas. I would also like to state that there will be no more people on this "things that dont suck" page. I've already wasted two slots, don't waste another one for me. Anyway back to Ron. Ronald is the second most satisfing name to blurt out, with HOWARD being the first. Well Ron is always online when there is nothing else to do. Let me stress that, WHEN THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO DO! Ron also got me MANY enemies (which is a good thing). In fact, whenever I meet one more of his I'm going to say "A friend of Rons is an enemy of mine!"