Whats the point of new years.

Really, what are you guys celebrating? How our earth is visiting the same place it did one year ago? Wow, how exciting, Its only happened TRILLIANS of times by now. And arn't you people already drunk and drugged up from christmas? Why bother. You should be home loafing around the house like you always do, that way you dont need to breathe as hard and suck up all my air. New years is just another excuse for woman running around topless. Not that thats a bad thing, but it pisses me off that people use "the new year" to cover it up. They might as well rename the holiday to [insert holiday name here]. All you people make me sick, ALL OF YOU! Especially those of you with the flu, who go around coughing and sneezing all over me becuase they're jelous of my immune system. My immune system kicks ass.

Furthermore, the count down is pointless. Our calanders are EXTREMLY innaccurate so us counting down doesn't mean shit. You people arn't celebrating anything! Can't you see that by now?! By the time you say "yippe, Its new years!" it probably already was new years last night. And another thing! Why should kids have more days of vacation? Arn't they worthless enough? We should be able to fire kids from school. They don't do shit on their free time. I have to work.