(this game does not deserve a picture}

Graphics: Hmm, where have I seen familiar graphics? Oh yeah, maybe the LAST time Sega tried to rip me off for this game the first time around.

Audio: This would have done great if the goal was to annoy the fuck outta me. Do screaming monkeys sound appealing? How about that nerd with the high pitched voice that yells things like "Ready, GO!". I am going to strangle him.

Controls: I thought they were kidding when I saw the controls. They use two "buttons". The joystick and the A button, which only screws up the radar, so its pretty much just the joystick. Thats right, all you can do is move and steer.

Gamplay: I feel like killing myself just thinking about this. So fucking abnoxious. I threw this game on the floor after two hours from playing it, TWO HOURS. Thats a new god damn record. I haven't looked at it since. I hate it. The levels arn't entertaining, in fact they're laughable. Some are so easy and out of place that it makes me feel like I've cheated. Some are so fucking hard and irdiculous that I've spent WAY too much of my time cursing at it. This was obviously aimed for the female audiance becuase I can't make sense out of it, and it makes girls say "aww, how cute!" all the time. I figuire thats its only use, to show it to your girlfirend and look like a pussy, rumor has it that SOME girls arn't lieing when they say the like a sensitive guy. Let me keep going on please. The storyline is ridiculous. A nerd is trying to kill a bunch of monkeys becuase nobody likes him, and I'm not kidding. Thats ACTUALLY what it's about. This game makes me want to make me puke. Wait, theres even MORE. The entire game takes no skill WHATSOEVER. No reflex, no timing, not even common sense. My little sister can play this game, and she doesn't even know how to aim in 007 with auto-aim on. Don't go yet I'm not done. The party games suck ass. You even have to earn half of them. The party games include things like launching yourself off a ramp and splatter yourself all over a target, and in "golf" you have to hit yourself in the ass with a club better than your oppenent can. I hate this game. I hate it so, so much. I DO have to give credit for the pool minigame though becuase pool kicks ass, but thats IT. Don't worry, everything else took away from the pool game by now anyways.

Overall: 0.0000000000000000000000001 / 10