1. The song must be about sex, drugs, or thuggs.
2. The word "baby" must be sang 26 times per minute
3. The singer(s) must sound like the oppasite sex.
4. The singer(s) must be wearing trendy clothing.
5. Your friends have to like it.
6. It must fall into the catagorys pop, R&B or rap.
7. It has to have an irrelevent name.
8. I have to hate it.
9. It cannot be liked by adults.
10. The singer must talk slang and curse whenever possible.
Seriously kids, every song you listen to follows these standards. How would I know? unfourtanitly enough for me, I have a sister who listens to this shit. Isn't it amazing how the gene pool always deals you a wild card? Anyways, I can't wait to see what you kids are going to be like when you grow up and all the smart people die. This is going to be one hell of a world. Most "people" (and I use that term lightly) won't get a job becuase they have dropped out of school in effort to either become a sports star (and fail) or are just plain dumbed down by music. Now, I know most of you will disagree when I say that the music of today will ruin our future, but you wait and see. Oh, you wait and see...