Mech assault: Disgrace to all that is Mechish

I'm not going to waste my time on this one. In fact, I don't even have the right to hate it so much because I don't even own it.

~~~Graphics: They're good. I don't really care.

~~~Audio: Nice and shooty. Theres nothing like waking up to the sound of PPC cannons

~~~Controls: How should I know? Kind of limited on a controller.

~~~Gameplay: Here we go. This is the catagory I've been waiting for. Hmm hmm hmmmmmm... where to begin? I'll start with the fact that the concept has been the same for years, so the only thing to improve on would be graphics from game to game. They don't even add new mechs half the time. If I was in charge of this game, I'd have a huge variety of Mechs and weapons for maximum strategy. Microsoft doesnt even bother to come up with creative names for these guys. Ok, now lets move onto the major downfall (as if the rest wasn't bad enough). THERE IS NO CUSTOMIZATION! So let me get this straight, Microsoft goes out of its own way to full this game of shit. Now you know everything from the sight of you're opponent. Might as well Change the models and speed up the game to call it medal of honor. Don't get me wrong, these are two very different games, but what im trying to say is Mech Assault is full of SHIT.

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