God dang.

First off, I would like to say that if you didn't like this game, then you can suck my tiiiiiiiiiny little balls. What provoked me to write this were those damnable reviews that are written by people who try to seem more like men by rating anything with a gun or a chick on the cover good. Wow, hotshot, too good for E rated games? Well big boy, I bet you wouldn't be talkin' so high and mighty after I lay the smack down on you myself... me and my scrawny ass. It seems people get more ignorant everyday becuase I hear a phrase a little bit stupider than the day before. Eventually, the uneducated language known as slang will become the standard language of the world. In fact, that is already the case for half of the US. I'll talk about that more down the line. Anyway, back to mario.

Graphics: Best damn graphics the tiny disc can handle. Awesome effects on the water and other cool stuff such as planes flyin' by and blahdy blah blah. Absoutly so problem here. In fact, they really nailed down the whole vaction thing. Super-d-duper.
Audio: Oh jesus, you better listen up becuase when I say that audio is good by my standards, that means BEST DAMN AUDIO EVER by other standards. Catchy music that you wouldn't expect on a video game and even sound effects are great.
Controls: Very easy controls. How do I know their easy? When I hand the game over to a girl and they do more than run into stuff. If a girl can control the fatass known as mario, anybody can. Well, maybe besides people without hands.
Gameplay: As if you didn't have enough good stuff already. Wow, all this positive stuff is making me sick. Anyways... If you are the kind of person who likes fast-paced beserk shooting killing spree kind of games, then don't waste your time on a game that actually takes some hint of skill like this one. It's not hard to master, however the same reviews that hate the game are written by these kinds of people. They know they can't play anything outside their genre for shit. Anyway, good game if you're not a jackass.

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