This woman(I use that word lightly here) makes me want to destroy everything humanity has accomplished so far, because after I saw this mother fucker rise out of society, I concluded that there are not any smart people out there afterall. It seems like she fits into every catagory possible from my last post about poseurs. She claims to be a skater (or should I say, sk8r) yet she "can't skate around people." Sound like a lot of horse shit? Guess what, thats becuase it is. God, I could ramble about her all day. She is becoming the jewel in the crown of MTV stupidity. She also claims to be a guitar player. Wow, thats funny, I've never heard her play anything I couldn't (and I have had about 2 lessons). In fact, I havn't heard her play at all. People get dumber everyday, as far as I can see. I would like nothing more than to see her dead. Then I would go around seeing who's sad about it, and kill them too.
Even further, she sounds EVEN WORSE in public then she does after they do all those things behind your back with technology to make her sound better. I had the misfourtane of hearing her one night on Saturday Night Live, and I could have sworn I heard a squeky door before I relized it was her voice cracking. He even has a backup singer AND they try to make the instruments louder than they are so you can't hear her. Then, just as it seemed she couldn't get any dumber, she did. She was trying to use expression to correspond with the music, but all she did was prove that she doesn't write her own music because she was WAY off track. She was on the verge of crying in the middle of a song with lyricks that try to be cheery (but still end up shitty). WHY DO YOU PEOPLE LIKE HER?! Please, tell me if theres a single thing about her that would stop me for a second from strangling her. Her acts of stupidity and attempts to brainwash people into her slaves (which has worked) should hold her in jail.
As courtasy of The New Number Two, here is a list of the top ways of cleansing this human filth.
1. Giant Deli slicer.
2. Slowly replace blood with citric acid.
3. Flayed alive in a vat of salty lemon juice.
4. Pour Peppermint schnapps into eyes until they're useless, then pour fire ants in through tubes.
5. Drawn and quartered.
6. Giant cheese grater.
While preforming any of these tasks, you must first pump her full of drugs so she won't go into shock or pass out.