It is no secret that Halo is a top notch game. Your first clue would be babbling idiots you would find spending their lives in a video game store. Well, lets get started.
Graphics: These graphics highly depend on what you compare them to. I say they make the cut but don't live up to the 200 dollars I spent on this damnable system. Sure, people will tell you they're great. Why? because people don't actually care about what they think of the game, they care about what they're friends tell them to think. Either that or they compare graphics to their shitty Mac "computers"
> Audio: This game went way overboard with its music. Yes, a fps needs good music, but that does not mean you need CHURCH MUSIC. Yes, I'm talking about when you walk into a church and people start chanting things at you. Then you try to see where they hell the people are and look all over the place and never see anybody. Anyways, they've got that music.
> Controls: Controls are suprisingly good, especally on such a pile of shit controller. Many Configurations are also available, so if you're a whiney bastard when it comes to controls, you've just lost one more thing to bitch about.
> Gameplay: I don't even think this section is worth talking about. Too many people have done it for me. Everybody raves at the gameplay and I'm sure some dorks masturbate to it a couple times. All I have to say is that it's an fps with a rechargeable shield. Yes, thats it. Oh, but there is one more thing I'd like to add: melee. I think theres nothing more satisfying than punching little alien midgits in the face with the butt of a 50 pound rocket launcher. Fuck shooting, split some skulls. If only it were more useful in multiplayer... Well whatever. Good game for good times, and its up there for best fps. Maybe I should have been more specific. On second thought I'll be damned if anybody actually came to read this on their own.
Overall rating: 8.901/10