Homestar

In case you havn't noticed, I'm a hyperactive psychopath whenever some stranger mentions homestarrunner.com. Why? becuase if it wasn't for me, they would know about it. Don't ask me how I got the site in the first place, and if you already know how I did, I am prepared to deny it. Since the very day I laied my eyes upon that site, I have been spamming it in websites, in posts, in emails, in chatrooms, in school, On the phone, atop a ski mountain, on the highway, at work, in my own home, at the park, in silent movie theaters... hell, I've done it everywhere. Well I see that my efforts have worked but yet I am not recongized for my heroic movments. In fact, I'm advertising right now, arn't I? Yet, how am I rewarded? Well, I visit homestar and relize how god damn slow it is, then I recive an email telling me the host is maxed out. Damn, home star is MY website and none of YOU are going to tell me otherwise. I'll think of something... eventually...

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