If you want to buy a game, look here first. I own a Gamecube, PC, GBA and now an XBox so if you have anything else don't bother. I

I must warn you, I rate my games harshly. even my favorite games. Why? becuase I'm a jackass and we need better games. Recently, I havn't been able to update this page. This is because quite frankly nobody gives a damn about game reviews. I think my last poll expressed that nicely.

Metroid Prime: a mixed bag. (GCN)

Mech Assault: crapified Mech 2 (XBOX)

Tony Hawk: poseur creater (All)

Star Fox: In depth graphics, no depth game. (GCN)

AOM: yadda yadda yadda(PC)

Mario sunshine: the only good GCN game of last summer.(GCN)

Super monkey ball can suck my super unmonkey-like balls.(GCN)

If I didn't make a review on halo I'd be attacked my dorks. (Xbox)

Eve online is an abyss of not-goodness.(PC)













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