When I'm not making fun of people on my friday nights (which is my only free time thanks to new work hours) I always decide to check up on my weekly flash movies. Flash movies are like cigarettes to me. Hold on a sec, I just dropped my flash movie. Flash movies make fun of people FOR me, which is EXTREMLY convientient. Just the things technology today can do for us. If I knew how to make flash movies, this site would be full of them. The intro would have some awesome techno music that sounds kind of like: DOOMPH DOOMPH DOOMPH DOOMPH! and I'd have stuff flying all over the screen including pop culture phrases. Right at the end there would be a HUGE explosion and then out of nowhere some words would pop up out of the screen that say: TODD=GOD! Yeah, that would be great...

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