Dwarves have been pissing me off my entire life.

Do you have any idea how obnoxious it is to walk outside every morning, take a wonderful breath of fresh car exaust, and then get attcked my red-eyed evil dwarves carrying double sided axes? That is my morning routine. Can't I walk outside without spawns of evil attacking my ass? They don't even say good morning, how rude of them. Just becuase you're evil doesn't mean you can't have manners. They're abnoxious, I feel them staring at me every night hoping I go outside to the store. Crazy bastards. They don't know when to stop. I've been kicking their asses since I was but a wee lad, yet do they take a hint? No.

However, there is one good thing about this. I've gotton to use every single weapon up to date and more against these guys. I've used guns, sythes, lazers, you name it. However, my weapon of choice is the plastic lightsaber. You know, that one with the lights and the sound... Man thats so cool. I'm all like FOOOOM! and they're all like "ooga blaghy shiaget!" (dwarven). I think I'll buy 8 more of those things for no apparent reason.

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