The minute I hear this phrase is the same minute in which I plug my ears yelling "LALALA! I'M NOT LISTENING I'M NOT LISTENING!" I swear, there are SO many htings wrong with syaing that phrase... ever. It's basicly telling me how horribly disturbed your mind is for creating such a random slab of garbage. It also amazes me how people would waste precious brain space on an irrelevant dream. Do you people have nothing better to think about? Is that what is going through your mind when you display a vacant stare? Oh, I'm not done yet. I'm amazed how people think I would WANT to listen to what they dream about. It's depressing, really, to know that eventually the entire world will run out of smart people and fall to stupidity of these people. Those of you who actually DO listen to dreams... stop breathing my air.

Now lets get into how every dream HAS to be the weirdest. Oh, so you've just had the weirdest dream? Does that make it weirder or equal to in weirdness to your last dream? Humans have been around for a bazillion gazillion years, and you come along and have the weirdest dream? Oh howdy doo! You're a historical figure! People have been out smoking crack since the native americans, and your dream is wierder, eh? I wonder how they measure the weirdness. Is there a weird scale of weirdness? How weird does ones weird dream have to be to fully become WEIRD? And am I the only one getting sick of the weird word of wierd? I didn't think so.

As a final statement, I would like to address all those people who think dreams are from God. Oh, it makes perfect sense, God comes and distributes something COMPLETLEY random into everybodys heads around the clock. He does it to billions of living orginisms too... oh yes it all makes sense. You know, why don't you hippies go figure. Its been proven what dreams really are. Now stop trying to think before your head explodes. Actually, on second that, that would be pretty awesome.