Television
Women: They watch anything that they can make emotional noises at, probably to piss everybody else off.
Men: They watch the blackness in between flipping channels
Weekends
Women: They go out shopping with money they didn't earn, but stole from their boyfriends/husbands.
Men: They stay home wishing their ladies would come back from shopping so they can act like sex slaves again.
Hobbies
Women: Insisting that their fat, bragging, pretending their single.
Men: Sex, sex, and more sex.
Relationships
Women: They have a minimum of 3 relationships at a time, no maximum.
Men: No man knows what the definition of relationship is.
Bathroom
Women: Drink a little wine, have a little party, then come out expecting that their boyfriends actually belive they were going to the bathroom for 15 minutes.
Men: Men are jelous that they have to stand up while doing their duty, because they want to sit down after cashing their girlfriends all over the mall.
Fashion
Women: They spend hours everyday tring to look as arousing as possible to men around them, wearing close to nothing. Then they get pissed off when men stare at their asses even though they've worked so hard make themselves worth looking at in the first place.
Men: Anything they find on the floor from last night is a wardrobe fit for a king. Otherwise, they dress in plastic pants which make them look like basketball players even though they don't know the rules AND it's the middle of winter.
Music
Women: they listen to anything the person next to them is listening to because they can't think for themselves.
Men: They pretend to care about music so ladies will go out with them. This results in men listening to things they can't comprehend.
Their comments on my site
Women: Women are offended by many parts of my website and never talk to me again.
Men: Men can't understand half the words I say.
Alright kids, thats all for now.